Dear Stuck Up Grocery Lady,

There are three individuals behind you waiting patiently to have their items scanned, so that they may then pay and leave the grocery store.  You are holding everyone up BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO HELP BAG YOUR OWN GROCERIES.

Would you kindly START TO HELP WITH BAGGING YOUR EIGHT THOUSAND GROCERIES ITEMS?

Signed,

The asshole behind you who keeps shooting you dirty looks.