A Ewing Township individual had a 150-pound male cow living in her garage.  She claims she won the calf in a card game.

Her asshole friend offered to bring it to a slaughterhouse with his pickup truck.  However, animal control officer, Matthew Barber, told her friend it is illegal to transport a cow in a pickup.  The asshole friend then suggested a police officer shoot it, and then he’d bring it to a slaughterhouse.  Pardon the interruption, BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

However, Barber purchased the cow from the lady for $250.  The cow now lives safely in a horse farm in Burlington County where it will be able to live out it’s natural life.