Working Stiff has posted the top ten of office sex videos.  Certainly not safe for work.  I particularly like one of the comments in the thread.

“My tape dispenser has never seemed more erotic.”

From the time I began working full-time, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t microwave fish in the community floor kitchen area. 

Apparently, someone didn’t get the memo. 

I walked back onto my floor this afternoon after lunch to find a strange odor occupying every square inch of the place.  Fish.  Someone was heating fish up in the microwave.  And by the time I found my cubicle, the air still smelled like fish.

Fish.  People, when you reheat fish, it typically smells.  And when you work in a rather large environment, EVERYONE IN THE PLACE WILL SMELL YOUR HEATED FISH.